Associated article: ABC News
Showing posts with label health care. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health care. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Most Accurate Chart of ObamaCare Law is a Self-Replicating Virus
Washington, D.C.--The most accurate chart showing how the ObamaCare law will operate, once it goes into full effect, is making the rounds on the Internet, but users are warned that it contains several self-replicating viruses by design.According to the Congressional Research Service, the ObamaCare law is worded so vaguely that the number of agencies, boards, and commissions it creates is "impossible" to estimate, a true count is "unknowable," and in some cases the law's provisions may spawn an "indeterminate number of new organizations."
Consequently, the most accurate depiction of how the ObamaCare law will operate contains not only a dizzying and chaotic array of bureaucratic organizational connections, but also several self-replicating viruses that will continue to grow uncontrollably until the system crashes.
Associated article: Politico
Most Accurate Chart of ObamaCare Law is a Self-Replicating Virus
Washington, D.C.--The most accurate chart showing how the ObamaCare law will operate, once it goes into full effect, is making the rounds on the Internet, but users are warned that it contains several self-replicating viruses by design.According to the Congressional Research Service, the ObamaCare law is worded so vaguely that the number of agencies, boards, and commissions it creates is "impossible" to estimate, a true count is "unknowable," and in some cases the law's provisions may spawn an "indeterminate number of new organizations."
Consequently, the most accurate depiction of how the ObamaCare law will operate contains not only a dizzying and chaotic array of bureaucratic organizational connections, but also several self-replicating viruses that will continue to grow uncontrollably until the system crashes.
Associated article: Politico
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Medical Marijuana Seen as Key to Success of ObamaCare
Washington, D.C.--With health care costs expected to rise under President Obama's and Congressional Democrats' government-run health care law, the Administration is hoping state-level "medical marijuana" initiatives will make the deeply unpopular program more tolerable."When people are stoned out of their minds, the national debt will seem less scary, and more like a giant glowing purple caterpillar, covered in silver hairs, with an infinite number of legs that curl end over end, infinitely," said Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius.
Associated article: Washington Times
Medical Marijuana Seen as Key to Success of ObamaCare
Washington, D.C.--With health care costs expected to rise under President Obama's and Congressional Democrats' government-run health care law, the Administration is hoping state-level "medical marijuana" initiatives will make the deeply unpopular program more tolerable."When people are stoned out of their minds, the national debt will seem less scary, and more like a giant glowing purple caterpillar, covered in silver hairs, with an infinite number of legs that curl end over end, infinitely," said Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius.
Associated article: Washington Times
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Obama Gives Commencement Address to 27 Year-Olds at Local Happy Hour
Teaneck, New Jersey--After signing into law a requirement that young adults be allowed to stay on their parents' health insurance until they turn 27 years old, President Obama showed up at Chatterjee's Bar and Grill to give a commencement address to the happy hour crowd."Congratulations to all of you for joining with me and your current Congress in kicking the can of individual initiative even further down the road," said Obama. "But there are many more cans yet for us to kick."
The address was well-received by the throng of middling twenty-somethings.
"It was awesome," said one 24 year-old slacker. "Now that I don't have to get a job to pay for health insurance, I can enjoy Jaeger bombs in my leisure time for another couple years. Obama even had some freaky dude named Geithner pick up the bar tab for everyone!"
Obama Gives Commencement Address to 27 Year-Olds at Local Happy Hour
Teaneck, New Jersey--After signing into law a requirement that young adults be allowed to stay on their parents' health insurance until they turn 27 years old, President Obama showed up at Chatterjee's Bar and Grill to give a commencement address to the happy hour crowd."Congratulations to all of you for joining with me and your current Congress in kicking the can of individual initiative even further down the road," said Obama. "But there are many more cans yet for us to kick."
The address was well-received by the throng of middling twenty-somethings.
"It was awesome," said one 24 year-old slacker. "Now that I don't have to get a job to pay for health insurance, I can enjoy Jaeger bombs in my leisure time for another couple years. Obama even had some freaky dude named Geithner pick up the bar tab for everyone!"
Friday, April 23, 2010
Monday, April 12, 2010
U.S. to Join European Union
Washington, D.C.--Now that President Obama has signed into law a new $2 trillion middle-class entitlement that will vastly increase the national debt at a time the U.S. cannot afford to maintain its existing entitlement programs, the administration is expected to support a European-style "value-added tax," which adds a tax to every improvement made to a product during the course of its production and distribution process.However, the administration sources say the president is expected to support an exemption from the tax for purchases of berets and cravats, and to request that baguettes become part of unemployment benefits.
Associated articles: Charles Krauthammer; Reuters; George Will; Politico; Der Spiegel
U.S. to Join European Union
Washington, D.C.--Now that President Obama has signed into law a new $2 trillion middle-class entitlement that will vastly increase the national debt at a time the U.S. cannot afford to maintain its existing entitlement programs, the administration is expected to support a European-style "value-added tax," which adds a tax to every improvement made to a product during the course of its production and distribution process.However, the administration sources say the president is expected to support an exemption from the tax for purchases of berets and cravats, and to request that baguettes become part of unemployment benefits.
Associated articles: Charles Krauthammer; Reuters; George Will; Politico; Der Spiegel
Monday, March 29, 2010
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