Washington, D.C.--Just days after the House of Representatives' first-ever public reading of the U.S. Constitution led detractors to say the event showed Republicans' reverence for the nation's founding document was a "fetish," those same detractors were found at the Supreme Court, on their knees, enjoying a domination routine run by the most left-wing Justices on the U.S. Supreme Court.Authorities said they were called to the scene when passers-by heard cries of "Work your will on us, harder, harder!" as prominent advocates of the judiciary's governmental supremacy begged several of the unelected, lifetime-tenured Justices to impose their own policy preferences on them through a variety of sick and twisted distortions of the constitutional text.
Some of the participants defended their involvement in the Supreme Court fetish club, saying they were just trying to work out some "intimacy issues" with their democratic form of government.
Associated articles: National Review; Wall Street Journal; AOL
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