As we were watching tonight, Jimmer had some classic one-liners. I don't even remember them all--he was on such a roll. Here are a few.
Jimmer (watching dressage): "That looks like Abraham Lincoln riding his horse."

Jimmer (watching all of the male gynmasts warm up before their competition): "Daddy, are those big, tall men?"
Daddy: "Well, they're young men with big muscles."
Jimmer: "But are they tall?"
Daddy: "They're usually not very tall. (pause) Maybe they're the world's shortest giants."
Jimmer: "Or world's tallest elfs?"
Then watching as the gymnasts started their pommel horse routines...
Jimmer: "Uh, I think that must be the world's largest mail box!" (Referring to the pommel horse!)

Then after watching President Bush hitting the ball around with the women's beach volleyball team...
Jimmer: "What if President Bush was wearing one of the women's beach volleyball uniforms?"

(Yikes! Let's try to erase that mental image!)
Mary Kate: "Hey, they're playing soccer in the water." (Watching water polo.)
Jimmer (following up with Mary Kate's comment about water polo): "Whoa, do you see their swimming suits? They look like girly panties!"
Agreed!
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