The table was at the ready smack dab center of the house.
The foosing began.
They made up their handles.
Introducing...Yeti Spaghetti
His opponent, Sasquatch On Watch
(I honestly don't know where they came up with these names. Please don't hold it against them...or me!)A vertical disadvantage for Sasquatch, but no less fun.
They played with so much vigor, Yeti Spaghetti went missing his right upper extremity phalanges.
What is a yeti to do without use of his dominant paw?
How will he scale the Himalayas when he's finished foosing?
Sasquatch on Watch showed no mercy.
He just showed his true American monster grit...and actually won this match.
As the girls were
Spud in the Mud
Herky Jerky
I Dub Thee Mud
Personally, I think Yeti Spaghetti and Sasquatch on Watch will be difficult to top.
[In case you're wondering what that convoluted metal monstrosity is behind Mikey, it's a folded up one of THESE].
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